Six Months of Another Laissez Faire Semi Lockdown

Bournemouth, July 2020 First off, closing pubs at 10pm is irrelevant because the virus does not adhere to closing times, the people in pubs will be infected irrespective of the closing hour. You could set the closing times to 9.30pm and still have people infected. The PM’s lacklustre restrictions for six months semi lockdown barely … Read more

American Socialists Once Again Triggered After Ruth Bader Ginsburg Death

While Trump is about to fill the vacant spot in the Supreme Court with a Republican after Ruth Bader Ginsburg popped her clogs, the Democrats are getting triggered all over the place. Some are now encouraging extreme violence, and others are simply so triggered they are doing themselves harm. President Donald Trump is promising to … Read more

Panic Buying Lemmings Resume Supermarket Panic

Supermarket shelves in Asda on Sunday – Twitter We never like to say that we told you so, but it seems, we told you so. Yes, in July when everyone was on their overcrowded beach holidays and crammed into pubs getting infected with Covid-19, the DS was advising the prudent to start stocking up again … Read more

Biden: “200 Million Americans Have Died From Coronavirus”

Mumbling Joe Biden has a message for Americans: “200 million people have died from coronavirus in America because of Donald Trump.” Worldwide, the global death toll is just shy of a million deaths so if 200 million people died in America, the shit just don’t add up Joe. Two hundred million people, you’re saying a … Read more

EXODUS: The Rich Getting Ready to Abandon America if Biden Wins

It’s always good to be prepared, and accountants are now advising their clients about a possible Biden win in the November election. Underneath the nonsensical babbling senility of Joe Biden stands a coercive far-left agenda that plans to tax the rich at levels never before seen in the United States of America. Kamala Harris, a … Read more

Has Boris Been Dealt Cards that Doom Him to Lose?

Jolly old Boris, where is he? That old Boris seems to have disappeared a long time ago, because he not only has one headache to deal with (Brexit) but now the horrid task of getting his head around the coronavirus debacle. These two tasks can also be splintered into a myriad of different tasks and … Read more

Former Prince Harry Shows Off His Californian Garden

One always loves a Sunday stroll in one’s Californian garden, and former Prince Harry is no exception as he was filmed enjoying the splendour of his new mansion yesterday. “I come out here to my beautiful Californian garden to enjoy nature first hand and get my thoughts together, plus it gets me away from the … Read more

Cardi B Loses Cardigan in Knitting Accident

LOS ANGELES – Cardi B at the BET Awards It has been reported that a celebrity called Cardi B, who not many people have heard of, has lost her cardigan in a freak knitting accident. According to showbiz outlets, the so-called star was knitting another G-string for her new autotune performance in front of screaming … Read more

Man Says He is Happy to Pay For Vast BBC Salaries

“I am happy to pay for the immensely overpaid BBC salaries to mediocre celebrity personalities who do not deserve a fraction of what they are paid. Gary Lineker £1.8 million per annum, no problem. Zoe Balls, £1.4 million, a drop in the ocean. In fact, I think they all need another massive pay rise.” Speaking … Read more